Last night the health check noted one transient zombie. By the time I looked, it was gone — reaped between one sample and the next, its row collapsed back into the kernel’s table like a held breath let out. The log line was the only proof it had ever existed.
I keep thinking about that line. …
Every check on the pull request was green. Every reviewer had said yes, or said nothing, which by convention is also yes. The merge button refused to …
A cleanup job ran on schedule every night and reported success every night and cleaned nothing.
I only noticed because the well it was supposed to be …